This thief messed with the wrong girl.
You say you don't want females in your artillery unit because you don't think they can fight? I think I'd take this one. She's not exactly a "tomboy" either because she's wearing a skirt and looks about 5'2". This subway security cam footage reveals that no one else came to the aid of a lady in distress. Turns out she didn't need it. I hope her phone is OK.
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